phantom-lullaby:

i just ate two packs of ramen and feel pregnant

is this how justin timberlake was conceived

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed